February 2012
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Urg.
I think. I need a night out of the house. I’m starting to get bored and can feel depression creeping in from the corners of my mind. Or it’s almost PMS time. Either way I’m off work tomorrow. Perhaps I’ll beg mom to drive me to the bar, take my sketchbook and stuff. It’d be nice. :I
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I am so serious when I say that I will unfollow...
joshishollywood:
cutiescream:
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also...
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nikilemonade:
Hey guys!
I’m a huge fan of Avatar and apparently Nickelodeon is doing a pretty brilliant job at plugging the next season, The Legend of Korra. Their latest gimmick is an email list that you can sign up for through facebook and Twitter, receive special sneak peeks and rack up point for clicks and sign ups.
Click here to sign up and send me some more points! <3
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Was gonna do Topless Tuesday, then decided I have...
absolut-vriska:
poofmyheartisshattered:
Girls, I dont understand why you put pictures like that on the internet for EVERYONE to seee. Years down the road, Colleges are going to see that. Work places. Future husband. Your children. Anyone. &It doesnt make you cool or feel loved. It makes you seem slutty.
Have some class, girls. Youre beautiful without doing that.
HAHAHAHAHA DID YOU HEAR...
Yeah, I look super fat in that last picture. I GET...
wicked-grin:
tangledupinlace:
I’ve got to play a raucous game of Banagrams and eat some ice cream, so I’ll make this short.
Those intense feelings of anger and upset you feel when you think about how visible my fat body is in that outfit picture, are not, and will never be about, your concern about my quality of life or my ability to suck the world dry of resources in order to sustain this...
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Bloggerjak: If you say "y'all" or "ain't" in my... →
mistergrundy:
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clearly-borderline:
Agreed.
I’m originally from Gaston County, North…
y’all can kiss my fucking ass.
This just makes me want to say y’all and ain’t more often
V(o.o)V
ain’t...
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“To all those who don’t think the rape joke was a problem, or rape jokes are a...”
– [Source] (via keylimepie)
This is the article I send to people who don’t see the problem with rape jokes.
(via feministfairytale)
Pertinent.
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So... I'm a cross of Pocahontas and Rapunzel.
thriftstorepirate:
Which Disney princess are you?
Cinderella:
[ ] One of your parents is dead [x] You are expected to do a lot of chores [x] You love to dress up [x] You love animals [ ] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming [ ] Your mom is really strict [ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you [ ] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes [x] You have left your...
“Aww we rubbed our butts on that!”
-Chuui
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Bummer dude.
thriftstorepirate:
…WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYHYHYYYYYYYYYYYY
fastpuck:
sonamaeam:
What Color Is Your Rainbow?
thingsityearnstoknow:
alaskan-bullw0rm:
azzbuttz:
Your rainbow is strongly shaded gray.
What is says about you: You are an elegant person. You appreciate tradition and wisdom that comes with age. You depend on modern technology and may feel uncomfortable without it.
Welp. I’m not surprised.
oh NICE i like this ha ha...
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Can nobody in this fucking county take care of animals properly? Jesusdick. My previous neighbor locked up his cat and her four kittens in a room with no food or water for a few days (we broke in, fed them, and eventually took care of them and adopted most of them out, keeping two of the kittens that we bonded with), and left his beagle out on the chain most of the time. NOW THIS NEW NEIGHBOR...
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aforaffort:
Ahaha Nikki you are priceless
You are not a bitch
You’re just… intense
Well thank you, it’s nice to be understood. (I know this isn’t about me, but my name’s Niki so I found it amusing.)
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HEADPHONES LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THEM.
The pair that I’m wearing in the icon thingy? My favorite pair of headphones ever-dee EVAR. But last summer the really shitty plug died on me. Being part pack rat, I stashed them away. Recently I’d been looking up ways to fix them online. A trip to Radioshack, $4 and a lot of dicking around with wires later.
THEY LIIIIIVE.
I couldn’t be happier. (Unless I’d gotten...
DOGDAMMIT CHUUI.
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My best friend suggested this song to me, so I decided it deserved a feelings jam story. Characters are mine and you can read more about them here.
Zach breathed in the cool night air. It was just what he needed after all those hours of studying and studying and studying. Idiotic business efficiency shit that he wasn’t really sure he’d ever need. But whatever, he’d at least...
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The fuck?
Am…am I sober?
I’ve done like two shots of whiskey and I’ve been sipping on rum and coke this whole time.
THE ACTUAL FUCK.
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absolut-vriska:
damedogwood replied to your post: help me im not gonna be over you for years help…
it’s cliche bty hey time heals all, it’ll be okay lady! I may not know allht the details but i’m here and shit okay”?
lets drink and listen to death c ab ok
I can roll with this yeah sounds liek a good plan. lemme switch playglists.
me: Will you be my valentine?
me: why yes! would you like some whiskey?
me: I knew there was a reason I asked you
Hehehe sounds like my V-day.
let me drink your wiskey and love u 5ever
5ever?>? as long as you let me know that you love me 5ever berfore the train gets me we cand make this work.
me: Will you be my valentine?
me: why yes! would you like some whiskey?
me: I knew there was a reason I asked you
Hehehe sounds like my V-day.
absolut-vriska:
damedogwood replied to your post: I AM THE FULL SRUNK AND IDK
Still slightly legilbe, congrats!a
BEST DRUNLBOGGING BUDDIES
I LUVE U
AND ALSO I LOUVE YOU.
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nother shot of whiskey? don’t mind if I doooo….
Um.
May be listening to Mumford and Sons and rereading some of my drunkfics.
May be contemplating writing more drunkfics.
HEY I’M STILL LEGIBLE WHY NOT.
Just took a sip of whiskey.
and I had absolutely no bad reaction. Normally I at least urr shudder or something.
Nope. Just tasted warm and yummy.
YAY DOES THIS MEAN I NO LONGER COUNT AS A LIGHT WEIGHT? OH FUCK I CANT” AFFORD THAT SHIT.
SHIT I WANT MORE OF IT NOW.
absolut-vriska replied to your post: I GOT SO MUCH DONE TODAY Room is successfully…
BABIE LETS HANG OUT AND GET DRUNK SOMEDAY
FUCK YES SO MUCH AWESOMESAUCE WOULD HAPPEN. It would be wonderful and terrible at the same time I’m sure.
I GOT SO MUCH DONE TODAY
Room is successfully rearranged, shit is hung on the walls, shit’s clean, bank account is doing what it’s supposed too, even downloaded a bunch of neat stock photos.
Know what that means?
It means rum.
:D
OH AND I fixed my drawing desk stool. Had to saw more of the legs off. It was too tall.
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